so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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