I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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