Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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