Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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