im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
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I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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