Non-Jews are for practice
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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