is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Are we still banned from the library?
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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