i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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