White coat. Heels.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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