I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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