bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Boobs speak an international language.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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