He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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