Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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