so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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