Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
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If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
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I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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