You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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