Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
mondays should just be called national damage control day
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
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Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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