just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
