but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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