It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
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I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
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I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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