At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
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We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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