Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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