if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
