I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
