when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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