I saw his package. It spoke to me.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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