its not stalking. its research.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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