I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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