You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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