I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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