it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
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Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
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