Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
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iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
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I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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