I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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