Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
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I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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