I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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