i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
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Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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