i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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