i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
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We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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