lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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