And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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