Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
someone owes me an orgasm
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I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
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And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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