butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
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Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
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Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You are a genius and a whore.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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