i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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