I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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