I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
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she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
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Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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