problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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