Midget sex pt 2 tonight
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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