No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
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I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
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Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
I'm really busy with my period
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