You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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