We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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