I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I love having hate sex.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
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her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
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Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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