1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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