that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
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I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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