Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
Randomize
