I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Congratulations! We have a period
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
