KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Drunk is not a location!
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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