he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
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I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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