At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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