i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
there is glitter all over my balls
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