I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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